DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A GOOD TIPPER

This may come as a surprise, but some of the email you get claiming to be from sorority girls may not be 100 percent truthful.  Like I saw an ad promising "Hot Girls In Your Area".  I looked down at my area and didn't see any hot girls there, so I gave them my credit card and it turns out they meant something else.  The point to all this is that the email I got yesterday saying Donald Trump tipped some jerk-off 10 grand was all a lie.  Page Six says:

Trump might be generous, but he didn't tip a Santa Monica waiter $10,000 on Monday. The tycoon says he wasn't even in California. Derober.com published a copy of a MasterCard receipt showing that Trump tipped $10,000 on an $82.27 bill after dining at the Buffalo Club, but Trump told Page Six it was a hoax. "This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity," he said. ". . . It's not my signature." The Web site not only ran an interview with waiter Billy D but also posted a video of the supposed server walking to his car.

I'm tempted to go to the Buffalo Club and just start kicking people, but this may not be their fault, so I may just kick the women.  You probably think it's pretty brave to fight that many women at once, but I'm not scared.  I'll fight any woman here!!!