BRITNEY SPEARS IS EASY

So it's come to this.  Britney Spears, who three years ago could make a case for being the hottest and richest chick on the planet, is now alone on Christmas, with no friends or family, and the only people that will fuck her just do it as some kind of novelty.  Us magazine says:

Spears' "wild date" began Saturday night with the photographer, who works for the Finalpixx photo agency, handing Spears his business card at a gas station after he heard she "liked" him. Soon after getting his card, Spears contacted him and, after meeting up, the pair was later spotted holding hands at a supermarket."After discussing the possibility of him coming into her house she said that her house was too dirty and that she would rather go to a hotel," Splash reports. "So they changed cars and she went back to her house to freshen up while Adnan (the paparazzi, pictured above) parked down the road and waited for her. She then came out in her car and they both drove to an L.A. hotel."

It's too bad her house was "too dirty", because the only thing that could have made that night even more magical was having to sweep all the ice cream sandwich wrappers off the bed before they, you know, "did it".