BRITNEY PICKS GOOD FRIENDS

Over the past few years, it seems Britney Spears has had one constant companion that is with her 24 hours a day, and than after a few months that companion is replaced with someone new.  Reportedly because that's about as long as anyone can stand to hang out with Britney Spears.  The new warm body is Sam Lutfi and, oh, he's a prince among men.  Us magazine says:

Lutfi has had two restraining order against him for violent verbal and physical attacks, according to complaints obtained by Us, and has gone by multiple aliases, including Osama N. Lutti and Osamah N. Lutfi.In a 2005 complaint, a business acquaintance claims Lutfi "harassed me repeatedly with obscene e-mails, offensive faxes, telephone voice mails (around 1 a.m. to 3 a.m.), out-of-control behavior and outrageous telephone hang-ups (around 15 to 30 a day)." In one fax, Lutfi scolded: "Peel yourself away from all the candy … and overhangin [sic] belly … and answer my e-mails."His former neighbor, Douglas Snoland, filed a similar complaint in 2004, alleging that Lutfi tried to kick down his front door when he suspected Snoland of having his car towed. Snoland also accused Lutfi of wanting to kill his 73-year-old disabled mother. In the complaint, Snoland accused Lutfi of saying: "I will beat your ass … Your mother is a fucking old hag. You are a faggot. You will regret the day you ever met me."

And the very best part…

Now Spears' pals worry he is in her life under false pretenses. "They are frightened," a source close to her parents, Jaime and Lynne, tells Us. "They know she is being taken advantage of.  She's so desperate for a friend that it's easy once you get in there."

Wow, imagine that.  Imagine if you woke up from a five year coma and someone said, "Britney Spears has turned into one of these three things, try to guess which one: A) a werewolf B) an outer space cowboy C) a fat divorced mom with two kids and no friends."  Your only question would be "okay, if she bites me, do I die or become a werewolf too, because that bitch is smokin hot, it's worth the risk."