UMM, WAIT WHAT

November 5, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

That big sign that says "finish" on it better mean it's from Finland, because there's no way Katie Holmes ran the New York Marathon yesterday. Does this really look like a chick who ran 26 miles? I'm more tired after typing "26 miles" than she is after apparently running it. Worshiping enchanted outer space robots must give you superhuman strength. They should mention that more. I have to imagine it would be a big selling point. Seriously, are we supposed to think she ran 26 miles without a bra or drop of sweat? There's monkey business goin on here. Monkey business, I tell ya!

Tags: katie holmes

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