STUFF FROM ALL OVER

MANDY MOORE AND MATT PERRY? – Page Six says that Mandy Moore was seen on a date with Matthew Perry at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."She's 27 and he's 38, but in my mind she seems way way younger and he seems way way older.  So I was surprised it's only an 11 year difference.  I was also surprised at how uncomfortable it made me to picture her licking his old balls.  See what I mean?  Haunting, isn't it?  (full size of the banner pic here)

UPDATE – the New York Post says Mandy is 27, but IMDB lists her birthday as April 10, 1984, making her 23.

BRITNEY IS NOT NUMBER ONE –  The Eagles' first new studio album in 28 years, "Long Road Out of Eden," is the number one album by a mile this week, selling 711,000 copies.  Britney Spears album "Blackout" is a distant second, selling 290,000 copies, well short of the projected 380,000.  Britney was originally expected to have the number one album, but Billboard now allows albums sold at only one retailer to be included on their chart.  The Eagles album is one of these, and is sold only at Wal Mart.  Also available only at Wal Mart – soul crushing depression. NEVERLAND IS NEVERMORE (ZING!) – According to new reports, Michael Jacksons sprawling Santa Barbara estate, better known as "Neverland", has gone into foreclosure because Jackson is delinquent on a 23 million dollar loan.  Where did all his money go?  Who am I, Mr. Owl, how the fuck am I supposed to know?