KIM KARDASHIAN MIGHT BE LYING

Page Six says today that police are having a hard time believing Kim Kardashians claim that she had 50,000 dollars worth of jewelry stolen from her purse while posing for pictures inside JFK airport in New York.  Which in my mind smacks of discrimination.  Just because you're a lying whore doesn't mean oh ok never mind.

The sex tape vixen and reality TV star supposedly lost her diamonds, a Cartier watch, digital camera and her laptop on Nov. 8, but law enforcement officials suspect it's a publicity stunt. Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft. Kardashian's reps didn't return calls.

The early reports said Kim's people were investigating on their own.  They don't need some pencil pushing cops because the crack team around Kim Kardashian was gonna settle the score on this one.  Which is awesome because Kim Kardashian is a fucking retard, and retards are funny.  I will bet you a thousand dollars she would end up dressed as a giant piece of fruit at some point.  Or Abe Lincoln.