KIM KARDASHIAN GOT ROBBED

Kim Kardashian is claiming that she had 50,000 dollars worth of jewelry stolen from her purse while she was stopped for autographs at JFK airport in New York.  TMZ says:

(Kim and her sister Kourtney) walked into a terminal at JFK and were approached by fans and paparazzi, including several Delta employees. A source says that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim's laptop and digital camera — contents unknown! The airline offered only baggage information claim tickets, which have a number and name written in black marker. Kim's reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.

Have you ever seen a phrase that gave you less confidence than, "Kims reps are looking into it".  Kim Kardashian is gonna crack the case, huh?  Is that what's gonna happen?  Or is she gonna get high and bang some black guy with cornrows?   I have no idea how, but if Kim Kardashian ever told me she was going outside to investigate something, I would fully expect to open the door two minutes later to see Kim sealed up inside a sleeping bag, hopping up the driveway and screaming for help and being chased by raccoons.