BRITNEY WANTS YOU

Britney Spears has already shot the video for the single "Piece Of Me" – that's her in the lower right, the video features several dozen doubles all dressed in blond wigs and sunglasses – but now she's part of an MTV contest asking viewers to shoot their own video, with the winning clip to be aired on "TRL"  (editors note – TRL is still on the air?  no fuckin way.)

The "Britney Spears Wants a Piece of You" contest launches on Monday, at which point MTV will open its vaults of the footage shot of the pop singer over the years, including interviews, red-carpet appearances and performances. Fans who want to get their Spielberg on can access the goods via the MTV Video Remixer. Pick the shots you like, mash them up and hit "send".

This sounded promising until the part where they tell you to use Britney clips.  If you use old Britney clips, that shit will just be depressing.  You might as well use footage of a little kid with cancer hugging a puppy, a puppy who also has cancer. A non-Britney Britney video would have been much much better.  Actually you could film a donkey starring at himself in the mirror for three minutes and that would be better than a video with todays version of Britney.