BRITNEY WANTS TO HIT THIS

A London paper says that Britney Spears has a crush on new Playboy cover model Kim Kardashian, and she picked her as the one celebrity she'd most like to have sex with.

Britney Spears is desperate to bed socialite Kim Kardashian after confessing to a secret lesbian crush on the star. Britney over looked Hollywood heartthrobs and picked Kardashian as the celebrity she would most like to romance, reports British newspaper Daily Star.Spears says, "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast."

My poor penis doesn't know what to think right now.  On one hand, this would be two big Hollywood stars having sex.  And I'm surprisingly open minded when it comes to stuff like that.  On the other hand, the two stars are Kim Karsdardhian and Britney Spears.  One has had two giant babies and the other has been hollowed out by every black guy in California.  Her asshole must look like a porthole on a ship.