BRITNEY SPEARS IS UNTHINKABLY DUMB

Britney Spears is only allowed two visits a week with her kids because she's a retarded mutant, and those visits are supervised by a court appointed monitor who is there to evaluate Britney's parenting.  So naturally, Britney used one of her days with her kids to go shopping, and then left the kids in the car with the monitor to baby-sit them.  Umm, can we just give possession of the kids to the monitor?

How does Britney Spears spend her court-approved time with her kids? By chandelier shopping, y'all! TMZ caught the popwreck going to Crystal Palace in the Valley yesterday, leaving her two kids in her car with the court-required monitor while she shopped for lighting.

Uff.  This is so tedious at this point.  Just take the god damn kids away from her.  Does she have to cook meth while having a threesome in the actual courtroom before someone ends this stupid charade?  This is the crap she pulls in front of the monitor, god only knows what cartoony level of terrifying danger and incompetent parenting those kids are subjected to in private.  If there's not a flaming tomahawk stuck in the wall and sticks of dynamite in a hot dog bun and a bear pulling the kids around in a little red wagon, I'll eat my shoe.