BEYONCE IS COUNTRY NOW OR SOMETHING

Beyonce joined up with the country band "Sugarland" (editors note – sugarwho?) last night at the AMA's, and it was every bit as awkward and horrible as you might imagine.  Honestly, there's not a single part of that first sentence that made it sound like this would work.

After their performance, Sugarland's Jennifer Nettles told the Associated Press, "We were face to face, and there were a couple times when (Beyonce) was looking at me and I was blushing because I thought I was going to turn to stone in her beauty. She is so grounded.”

I think the Sugarland chick just called Beyonce fat.