THIS IS AWKWARD

October 1, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

It's always super uncomfortable when someone ugly tries to dress sexy. You just end up complimenting their hat or their spelling and it all comes out like the kind of thing you would say to a Special Olympian as you sign their cast. Tori Spelling looks like Admiral Ackbar, so in these pictures of her two nights ago in Vegas at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge, she looks like Admiral Ackbar that someone shoved boobs on. Still, she'll get daddys money one day, so I'd still tear that shit up. Because she's rich and I'm not a good person. I dated a fat girl with braces in the fourth grade because her parents had a swimming pool, I'd sure as hell date this zombie for a billion dollars. It's time to start looking out for number 1, baby! I'M ABOUT ME!!!

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