STUFF FROM ALL OVER, PT 2

BRITNEYS DRUG DEALER IS A GIRL: Star says that a "pretty, petite brunette who specializes in top-grade cocaine and Ecstasy," has been visiting Britney Spears at all hours of the night during her recent stays in various Beverly Hills hotels.  "One night, she came by three times between midnight and 5 a.m. Britney doesn't even try to hide it anymore."  So apparently if you want to find Britney’s hotel room, just follow the groove worn into the carpet by all the drug dealers and pizza guys.  JOSH HARTNETT AND RIHANNA? – Us magazine says that Josh Hartnett can add Rihanna to his list of hook-ups that already includes Scarlett Johansson and Helena Christensen.  "Hartnett, 29, was spotted locking lips with the “Umbrella” singer, 19, last night at NYC club Pink Elephant, a witness tells Usmagazine.com.”  When asked for a comment, Hartnett walked into a door because he has comically squinty eyes and faggity long bangs.KENDRA IS A GOOD DRESSER – TMZ says that Kendra Wilkinsons outfit for last nights "Celebrity Rap Star" on MTV featured pants that were "painted on – literally!"  But, umm, very obviously they're not.  They're just tight.  Because she's a hussy.  And hussies wear tight pants.  It's in the bible.