PAM IS PREGNANT NOW OR SOMETHING

OK! Magazine says today that although many are whispering that an unexpected pregnancy is the reason for Pam Andersons sudden marriage to Rick Salomon, she  certainly isn't acting like someone who is planning to have a child.  OK! says:

Wednesday night in Las Vegas, at a party thrown by Virgin America airlines at nightclub Tryst, Pam and Rick showed up to the event unexpectedly. Of course, the always camera-friendly Pam was more than happy to drape herself all over Virgin honcho Sir Richard Branson for the snapping photographers while Rick headed straight to the poker tables.And when the pair did finally meet up again at their table, Pam sipped champagne while Rick sat next to her smoking one cigarette after another.

I'm mildly surprised paparazzi don't just run up to celebrities with a fucking ultrasound at this point, but I guess this one could go either way.  If it's early, a few glasses of champagne probably won't matter.  Or maybe the kid will come out with glow in the dark tentacles for all I know.  I don't really follow Science because doctors scare me.  That's why I go to psychics instead.  Good news ladies, I'm STD free, AND I'm gonna get that big promotion at work! BAM BITCHES!