ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU WENT TO REHAB?

Lindsay Lohan tells OK! magazine that she is dating someone new, and it turns out it's that sexy hunk in the picture above.  He may or may not be in Wu Tang, but the two met while Lindsay was in Utah in rehab.  She tells OK!:

Yes, I am seeing someone. His name is Riley. I am really happy and taking it day by day.

Lindsay can't go three minuets without blowin someone, so this dude maybe shouldn't unpack his things just yet.  He was just in the right place at the right time, and so then he got to hollow out Lindsay Lohan.  Although I have to admit, even a jaded heart like mine sings when it sees young love.  I like to believe this is real, and she won't block his number the instant she hits California air space.  I also like to believe I'm an outer space rocket captain, kidnapped by beautiful ladies and forced to make love to their exotic daughters to keep their planet alive.  Believing crazy stuff is fun!  Weeeee!!!

(i dont know who the hell this guy is but he needs to be arrested immediately)