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October 24, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
The trailer for Paris Hiltons new movie "Repo: The Genetic Opera" has arrived online, and it's even more wonderful than you could have imagined. It's got Sarah Brightman (wtf?) and that dude from Buffy and Paris and a bunch of blood and knives and singing. Paris also wears a wig and leans over a dumpster, presumably to find a better fitting wig than the one they gave her. I guess this is supposed to be like Saw or Hostel but with singing. I wasn't aware of this, but apparently focus groups demand Hostel with singing. It's a little like a ballet, except with way more of the dancers stabbing each other.