JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT, BRUISED

October 5, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson – here with a sheer dress and her long golden locks – looks about as good as she ever has lately. She's recovered nicely from her fug period last year. It's like a chess game she and I play, a constant back and forth for control of my heart. And this isn't really what we're talking about but the insane bruises on her legs reminded me that I know a guy who swears she's really kinky and he saw her buying a vibrator at the Hustler store on Sunset once. I can't remember the name of the vibrator now but I knew it then and I looked it up and it was enormous. It was more like a propane tank. Or maybe it was powered by a propane tank. I remember something about a propane tank. That was a pretty awesome story, wasn't it.

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