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October 26, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Jessica Biel reportedly smacked a paparazzi with her umbrella yesterday as she was leaving a yoga class. TMZ says:
Hiding behind her black and white pap screen on a sunny L.A. afternoon, Biel shouted, "Get out of my way!" and "Get a real job that doesn't involve stalking people!" toward snapping paparazzi.
Guh. What is she, The Penguin now? Can she get arrested for this? Can you just walk down the street hitting people with umbrellas? I hope she gets arrested, because if she's in the showers, doing time for bonking a photographer with an umbrella, I have to imagine she'd be the one getting raped.