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October 20, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Hilary Duff was at the Los Premios MTV Latin America Awards last night. For some reason. I don't know why. Is she Latin? Because she doesn't look Latin. She looks like a Nordic ice fairy. She should be the Snow Princess in some parade in Minnesota, not grinding her ass at some Latin awards show. I asked a racist guy about it and he said, "The last time I saw a white girl surrounded by this many Latin guys she was being kidnapped." And then he laughed. I didn't get it.
(with Nerdy McDoofus and the Dorktones playing backup)