DAVID LETTERMAN > PARIS HILTON

Paris Hilton was on The Late Show with David Letterman Friday and immediately after her appearance it was widely reported that she broke down in tears and vowed to never do the show again.  When the interview aired later that night, it became clear why, as Dave grilled Paris for almost 8 minutes about the 23 days she spent in jail earlier this summer.  People.com says:

After facing a continued barrage of jail-related questions, Hilton, who was on the show to promote her new fragrance Can-Can said, "I don't really want to talk about it anymore." But Letterman would not be swayed. "This is where you and I are different. Because this is all I want to talk about," he said.As Letterman continued to press, Hilton held up her hand: "I'm going on the next question. I'm over it."At one point a crowd member yelled, "I love you Paris!" which she answered by saying, "I love you too," and blowing a kiss. Quipped Letterman, "Somebody you met in prison?"

God Letterman is just the fuckin best.  By the way he slapped her punk ass around, you almost expected it to end by him pulling a lever and them some metal clasps would come out from the chair and lock down her wrists and ankles and then he'd slide her whole chair down some scary mountain covered with snow.