DANNY BONADUCE IS A FELONY SUSPECT

New reports say today that Danny Bonaduce rushed the stage last night at the "FOX Reality Really Awards", then picked up "Survivor" 7 alum Jonny Fairplay and slammed him on his face. TMZ says:

Fairplay was taken to a nearby hospital, where police were called … the bloody reality star was loaded into an ambulance. Bonaduce is named as the suspect in a felony battery report. On The Adam Carolla radio show today, Bonaduce said he's had a thing against Fairplay ever since he pulled the famous grandmother stunt on Survivor, lying that she had died in order to get sympathy on the show. Danny said he thought the show was over and he was leaving, and Fairplay was on the stage, asking the audience was booing him. Danny says, as he walked by, he said "They're booing him because they hate him." Someone then asked Danny to go on stage and tell him that, which he says he did. Danny says he was off the first step of the stage when Fairplay lunged at him and wrapped his legs around him. Danny says he didn't know if Fairplay was joking. He then says he grabbed the butt of Fairplay's jeans and threw him over his head, not realizing how light he was. Danny says Fairplay face planted into one of the seats behind him.

I only barely know who any of these people are because I mostly watch shows about Rommel or bikini car washes.  As you can tell, I'm a pretty classy dish.  Even as I write this right now, I'm wearing an ascot and top-hat, and when my staff says "tis another glorious morning, gov'ner" my response is a dignified "indubitably". That being said, I saw Bonaduce outside of Kimmel last week and he might weigh 140 pounds, max, so this Fairplay guy should be humiliated. It would be like getting your ass kicked by a bumble bee or windy day.