CHARLIE SHEEN IS CHARMING

Denise Richards filed documents last week in her ongoing divorce from Charlie Sheen, and included several emails she claims were written to her by Sheen.  So naturally Page Six printed them.  Oh, and they’re just adorable, like a sonnet from olden days:

"You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go fuck yourself sad jobless pig.""You are an evil piece of shit. I can't wait to tell the world what a piece of shit you are. You don't get a fucking dime till this is resolved.""go cry to your bald mom, you fucking loser."

Keep in mind that Richards mom is bald because she has cancer and is undergoing chemotherapy.  So, awesome, right.  Richards also included pictures of Sheens erect penis, which she says he used for his profile on sex sites.  She says he emailed this to approximately 30 women while using the screen name "mrjonze55".  But possibly most shocking is the allegation that Sheen also visited gay porn sites, "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage," Richards wrote.Wow.  What a sexy trial this is gonna be.  Sheen doesn’t seem to care what he’s fucking.  If a reindeer gave good head he’d drop his pants and grab a handful of antler.