BRITNEY SPEARS IS RUNNIN THANGS

About three weeks ago, Britney Spears was ordered by a family court to not consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances at least 12 hours prior to being with their children.  She was also ordered to take drug tests twice a week.  Naturally, she didn't do any of that, and promptly lost custody of her kids.  So yesterday Britney did what any of us would, namely apply for a bartending job at a Santa Monica hotel.

Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica say Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.We're told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel's "Cameo Bar."We're told the application is currently with Human Resources. The hotel website says the bar "serves imported and California wines, premium well drinks and appetizers … signature drinks include Blood Orange, Key Lime and Raspberry Lemon Drop martinis."

I'm sure she was giggling like a retard watching animals have sex on the Discovery Channel as she filled out the ap, thinking, "Ima show them, a-tee-hee, a-tee-hee".  And I bet the judge feels pretty silly right now.  He's really been put in his place.  He dueled wits with Britney and he was bested.  Maybe next Britney can go skip some babies across a lake or go shark fishing with babies on hooks.  That will really show  that smart ass judge who's in charge.