BRITNEY IS A GD RETARD

Life and Style says today that Britney Spears missed a supervised visitation with her two sons, the first such visit since a judge took custody away from her last week.  Britney claims she missed the visit because the intercom at her front gate was broken and she didn’t realize the kids were out front waiting for her.  Life and Style says:

The night before, “She checked into the Beverly Wilshire hotel. But early that morning, she realized it wouldn’t be right to have her first visit with the boys in a hotel. She needed to see them at home, with their things around them,” says the insider.“She and Alli [Sims] headed to Brit’s Malibu house. They went to sleep as soon as they got there. Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for the boys’ visit at 10 a.m.“But she waited, and waited, and they didn’t show up. Alli’s cellphone rang, and it was Kevin [Federline’s] people, saying that the boys were going back to Kevin because she hadn’t answered the intercom at the gate!“Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn around.”

Um … really?  No one at the front gate bothered to call the house on their cell phone when Britney didn't answer the intercom?  Is that really what we're supposed to believe?  A more realistic scenario is they sat out there for half an hour, calling repeatedly, yelling at the house and frantically waving their arms like someone trapped on a desert island while Britney drooled on her pillow and dreamt about chocolate bacon.  They just need to take this whores kids away.  Then tip her upside down and fill her vagina with cement so she can't have any more.