BRITNEY BOOKED FOR HIT AND RUN

Moments ago, Britney Spears was ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for hit-and-run as a result of the accident Britney caused on August 8th.  To recap, Britney smashed into a parked car, in front of about 100 paparazzi, then got out, checked on her car and walked away, somehow managing to never even glance at the parked car she just hit.  It was actually pretty amazing.  I think her vision might be based on movement.  About the new charges, sources say:

Britney Spears has just been ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for hit-and-run, before her next court appearance on Oct. 25.Brit's attorney Michael Flanagan says Britney will comply with the court's decision.Flanagan also says Britney is trying to work out a deal with the woman whose car she hit.

It's kind of touching to see Britney reach out to this woman like this.  Just two months later.  After a court ordered her. A lot of the legal experts are saying Britney should have done this right away because it could have been easily handled and the money means nothing to her, but consider this: Britney is a complete and total retard.

UPDATE – now Us Magazine says Britney has taken and passed her first court ordered drug test.  which can only mean it was a true-false test or a water displacement test because theres no way her dumb ass passed a urine test.