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September 14, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
The Sun UK says today that Zahara Jolie, the adopted daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, may need surgery on her hip to correct a hip dysplasia. Which is weird because I thought that was a dog disease. Maybe they just need to waop her on the nose and she’ll outgrow it. Or maybe not. Hip dysplasia, according to wiki, is:
In a hip suffering from dysplasia, two things are commonly abnormal. First, the caput is not deeply and tightly held by the acetabulum. Instead of being a snug fit, it is a loose fit, or a partial fit. Secondly, the caput or acetabulum are not smooth and round, but are misshapen, causing abnormal wear and tear or friction within the joint as it moves.
Of that, I understood the words "two" and "secondly", although I guess you could argue that's basically the same word. I take it her hip is fucked up. What the hell is wrong with Africa? I know they're behind but they're still part of earth, right? How far behind can they really be? They have diamonds and tigers, what more do you need? Tigers will run at the nearest living thing and kill it, and diamonds are pretty, there has to be a way to combine those things into a some kind of money making company.