VANESSA HUDGENS IS SINGLE, FUN

OK! magazine says today that "High School Musical" co-stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, who have dated for the past few months, have now broken up.

According to the source, while Zac was away in Europe promoting Hairspray, Vanessa was at a Hollywood Hills party, where eyewitnesses say she was "all over" her older, not-Zac date. And when someone dared to ask about Zac, Vanessa "threw a fit and said 'don't mention his name!' "After his return home to L.A., the pair were spotted Sunday night driving together in Zac's car, though the mood looked anything but festive.

Well yeah.  He's a homo.  Which is fine or whatever, but this kind of relationship is doomed from the begining, because Vanessa Hudgens is a girl.  A fun girl.  She'll send you naked pictures.  Which is probably why Zac lost interest.  She needs a hunk like me.  For example, if me and Zac were both little kids, he'd be the one rolling around in pain during gym class football and I'd be the one putting dead birds on him.