VANESSA HAS A TEMPTING OFFER

Ever since the leaked naked pictures of "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens hit the net last week, many have wondered if Disney will bring her back for "HSM 3".  Well today there's good news for young Vanessa.  Finally, a reasonable backup plan:

Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis has offered Hudgens $500,000 to "join the GGW brand and lifestyle." In a press release issued from a Nevada prison, Francis says "Vanessa Hudgens is the classic girl next door gone wild. Being sexual is not a crime." As for the nude pictures now circulating the Internet, Joe doesn't seem to mind. "She took a picture," he says, "it was leaked, and now it is time to move forward with her career."

Hmm, I wonder what her answer will be.  I bet it's surprising.  Also surprising is why this chick looks Latin.  Isn't she Filipino?  Why does she look Latin?  That's rhetorical by the way, but if you put something in the comment section, please don't get all racist.  Or if you do, at least make your racism confusing.  Like call a Mexican a "guinea" and Jews "micks".  That kind of racism seems to be okay.  Like you can call a big giant black guy a "wetback" to his face and he won't even get mad.  Just mildly perplexed.  And that's your "Tyler Tip For Success!" for Tuesday.