UPDATE – LINDSAY LOHAN IS TROUBLE

Remember this jackass?  From this post?  And remember wondering how long it would be before Lindsay F'd him.  Oh hey guess what…

Lindsay Lohan stands accused of destroying the marriage of a rock star she was reported to have romanced in rehab. Lohan was linked with Dead Stays Alive frontman Tony Allen earlier this month after they were both patients at the Cirque Lodge Clinic in Utah. Now Allen's wife Stephanie has filed for divorce, citing reports of his infidelity with Lohan. Court documents, obtained by British newspaper News of the World, claim Allen's "habitual drug use" and "conduct and relationship with another woman" were to blame for the split. The 52-page document includes press cuttings of the reports of his fling with Lohan. Stephanie Allen is quoted saying, "After my husband's return from rehabilitation I was bombarded with calls alerting me to the fact that my husband's conduct with another woman was on the internet and in gossip magazines."

They should make some kind of plaque and carve "Lindsay Lohan is fucking someone right now" and send it to every rehab in the country.  And the manager has to keep it in his office, so if he sits down for a minute to do paperwork or whatever, it's a reminder that he needs to get back up and check on Lindsay and then remove the penis from her mouth.  ("large box", tee-hee, tee-hee!)

UPDATE – Thanks to Brian and his linking prowess, it turns out the chick this dude was married to is worth 1.5 billion dollars.  So he lost 1.5 billion dollars, but he does have some kick ass headbands, so, still, awesome.