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September 26, 2007 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments
Several people sent pictures showing Jessica Simpson in ridiculously short shorts that show off her legs and more importantly, maybe even kitty. But if they do, that's news to me because I don't see anything good here. And trust me, I looked. I really really looked. At one point I could see through the back of my monitor I was staring so hard, I could just wave my hand behind my monitor and see it, no problem. In fact, if there was a job that paid you based on how hard you were trying to see a strangers vagina, I'd be rich. But trust me, there's not. They don't make that job.