TERRENCE HOWARD IS NOT HITTIN THAT

This morning Page Six, said:

Kim Kardashian has a new man. The beauty has been out on the town with hunky actor Terrence Howard, who is separated from his wife of 14 years.  "They were all over each other," snitched the onlooker. "She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt."

But now the goat tells Us magazine that the butt in question wasn't hers:

"They must have me mixed up with his new girlfriend, [Miss USA Rachel Smith]!" Kardashian tells Us. "I was never at the places they said… I've met [Howard] a few times but we're not even friends."

Well god, I would hope not.  I know black guys like chicks with big asses but she's just nasty.  And she has a weird tiny head, which means she basically has the same body as a snowman.  If I ever saw her wearing white and sitting down, the tempation to stick a top hat on her head and a carrot on her nose would be about overwhelming.