PARIS LOVES JESUS, DRINKING, CLIMBING

September 18, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Remember when Paris Hilton went on the Larry King Show and said she was reading the bible every day in jail and when she got out she was gonna stop partying and do charity work? Yeah. In a related story, Paris Hilton got drunk off her ass last night and then went to her parents house at 3am but couldn't figure out how to get in so she climbed the gate. The only question that remains is, what's the best way to knock her on her ass. Should we throw rocks at her? Are rocks the best way? I hope it's rocks, becuase that's what I went and got.

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