PARIS HILTON WANTS A FAMILY

It's hard not to notice that Paris Hiltons idea of a family and Hitlers idea of a family look almost identical, but she seems okay with that, because according to the Metro UK, she dreams of adopting four blond, blue eyed girls.  Metro says:

A source said: 'Paris has been saying, ''You don't need a husband to have babies.” There are babies in orphanages around the world, and she's hoping to find four girls with blonde hair and pretty eyes to whom to give the HiltonThe 26-year-old blonde, who recently said she plans on having children by 2008, wants the four blonde tots to follow in her publicity-hoarding footsteps.'She's been telling people, “I want a brood of little mini versions of me. I'll raise them to be the most famous women in the world"' the source told Closer magazine.The insider added: 'She'll design a line of baby clothes. She sees her kids modelling from a young age.'

My sources tell me that the original plan was for Paris to have the kids herself, but because she's such a whore, the babies kept falling out of her vagina.  True story!