PARIS HILTON RUINS EVERYTHING

September 20, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Even though Germanys famous Oktoberfest is little more than drunken white supremacists in lederhosen and Robin Hood hats, Paris Hilton and her poison vagina have been banned from this years event, because last year they felt she "cheapened" it. The Sun UK says:

Locals were outraged when the socialite, 26, arrived at the beer festival in plaits and traditional Bavarian dress to advertise a brand of canned wine.They accused organizers of selling out and making the event, which kicks off again this weekend, look shabby.Munich tourism chief Gabriele Weishaeupl announced yesterday that celebrity promotions “are completely prohibited by the new festival rules”.

The bad news is the patrons of Oktoberfest will get much less publicty than least year. The good news is the quality of pussy they're gonna get just skyrocketed.

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