MAYBE THE WORST THING EVER

Isn't this joke almost over?  Jennifer Lopez has been annoying as hell for like 10 years now, yet we still have to put up with her tubby ass.  Her new video is every bit as bad as you might imagine, directed by weirdo Dave LaChapelle.  I hate this goofy crap. It's so easy but everyone pretends like he's some inspired artist.  "Let's stuff a teddy bear with dog shit and show fat girls having sex with muscular black men and wealthy Mexicans lighting cigars while white poeple clean their house".  Ooooo, look at me, I'm thought provoking.  No, I'm not, I just spit out some idiot nonsense. It took three god damn seconds.  "And we'll have JLo kick some ass. Grrrr."  JLo might be the hardest bitch getting caviar rubbed into her hair at the salon, but in the real world, she'd get her ass beat.  It would be the most one sided fight since Chris Benoit took on his retarded little boy.  Trust me on this.  I've spent the last ten years on secret missions behind enemy lines – my cunning my only map, my righteous fists my only weapon!