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September 26, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Kanye West sure is a cool guy. Here he is drunk as hell after doing an interview on "the Wendy Williams Experience". Whatever that is. He prattles on and on about how he's the number 1 human in music, then makes it clear that he's not on any drugs, even thought it looks very much like he's on drugs. And why not. Drugs are awesome. If you're into that sort of thing. I'm not. Long ago, a poster of Batman playing soccer with some minority kids taught me that sports were a natural high and drugs will only ruin it. It also reminded me that we all win when we play by the rules. Another more accurate way to put it is that one team loses when we all play by the rules. So with Batman in mind, I kicked that kid in his balls and scored the winning goal as he rolled around in tears, then got a handjob from his girlfriend behind the school bus. The posters feelings weren't clear about that, but it wasn't a very big poster.