HALLE BERRY IS PREGNANT

After endless speculation, it was officially confirmed yesterday that Halle Berry is three months pregnant with her first child.  Berry, 41, and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, 32, have dated for about a year and a half.  People.com says:

"Yes, I am three months pregnant," the Oscar winner told Access Hollywood on Tuesday. "Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I've waited a long time for this moment in my life."Berry, 41, and her boyfriend, 32-year-old model Gabriel Aubry, met shooting a Versace ad in Los Angeles in November 2005 and first stepped out publicly three months later at the February opening of a Versace boutique in New York City.

Wow.  This sucks.  Sunsets and the laughter of a child can go fuck themselves, Halle Berry is maybe the most beautiful thing anywhere ever.  Now she's gonna be another creepy pregnant chick, all moody and round and eating food in disgusting combinations.  What are you, a catfish?  Capers topped with red gummi bears, coke mixed with orange juice, jesus it's like living with a raccoon.