FEEL BAD FOR BRITNEY

Poor Britney Spear is probably curled up somewhere, crying her eyes out, shaking her fists at the rain and cursing the fates, pushed to the brink of madness by her life of opulence, freedom and luxury.  Like her new house in Malibu for example.  The Real Estakler says:

…just a few miles north to the Point Dume area where she will soon be relocating to an 8,500 square foot house that sits on a 5 acre parcel on gated Ramirez Canyon Road. The newly renovated house, which was recently listed at $9,350,000, includes 6 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, a large living room with low ceilings, a dining room with high ceilings and a view of the heated pool, a master that includes a fireplace and dual bathrooms. The square footage also includes a media room, wine cellar, family room, eat in kitchen and spare bedrooms.The 5 acre estate is accessed by a charming wooden bridge and the park-like grounds will give the kids plenty of privacy and room to play hide and seek. The rolling grounds include lush lawns, a heated swimming pool, guest house, and room for horses.

Someone better take Jaydens last known photo right now, because I wouldn't trust Britney to keep track of her kids in a phone booth, much less 5 wooded acres in Malibu.  "Britney, where are the kids?"  "Oh, they're out playing on the cliff."

(new house in picture 1, the old house in 2 and 3)