DEMI MOORE HAS THE RIGHT IDEA

The Daily Mail says that 44-year-old Demi Moore has spent almost half a million dollars on cosmetic surgery.  It also says something about ageism in Hollywood but that part was boring so I skipped it.  I'm assuming they're against it.

"It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30."There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife." Miss Moore's comments are particularly unexpected given her own somewhat bullish attitude to holding back the years.  After a string of flops in the 1990s, she took a career break, then returned to the screen in 2003's Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, emerging from the sea in a skimpy bikini which showed off the results of a cosmetic surgery spending spree.As well as breast implants, collagen injections and liposuction on her hips, thighs and stomach, she had a £5,000 procedure to lift the sagging skin on her knees.She also employed an army of advisers – including a nutritionist, personal trainer, yoga teacher and kick-boxing coach.

Good for her.  I hate when chicks say they want to age gracefully. If you want to scare off your boyfriend ladies, be sure to tell him you want to age gracefully.  Fuck that.  You're just lazy.  I want women to fight that shit every step of the way.  What are you, Mennonites?  Why is surgery bad?  What about antibiotics and running water, do you reject that too?  I heard cotton fabric is how the devil gets into your genitals, is that true?  It is?  Okay.  Yeah, you're a damn lunatic.

(did you know Demi moved to Europe when she was 16 to become a famous nude model?  man, what a coincidence!)