CASH WARREN IS OUT OF HIS MIND

Cash Warren has threatened to sue The National Enquirer if they run a story claiming he cheated on girlfriend Jessica Alba.  They say, just weeks after reuniting with Alba, Warren cheated on her with Russian model Vera Mishina.

Mishina tells the publication she spent a night partying with Warren in New York, and then a morning making love–only to discover she was just "a one-night stand" and her lover was already back with his famous ex.The 20-year-old Russian passed a "rigorous" lie detector test before the Enquirer ran with her saucy expose.After Mishina gave the publication his cell phone number and a reporter called him to ask for a response to the model's allegations, Warren fumed, "I advise you not to print that if you don't wanna get sued. No comment."But The National Enquirer went ahead with Mishina's story."On the night he picked me up and got me into his bed, he was acting like the world's biggest single man."But I found out that only hours after being with me, he was on a plane back to L.A., where he was then photographed having dinner with her (Alba) and acting affectionate.""Cash wasn't very honest to lead me along like he did. Jessica may want to rethink taking him back. He cheated on her the minute he was away from her."

How stoned do you have to be to cheat on Jessica Alba?  I could jack off to Jessica Alba while a big mean dog was chasing me and this idiot is cheating on her.  I decided to confront him about this and I screamed at him, hey, what is your problem.  And he said I should get off his lawn.  And I said, no, no you get off the lawn.  You get off.  Then he went inside, probably because deep down, he knew I had made some pretty good points.