BRITNEY KNOWS SHE ROCKED IT

Us magazine says Britney Spears knows she sucked last night during her much publicized comeback performance on the MTV Music Video Awards, and after the show she was seen backstage in tears.  Us says:

Following a dismal performance of Spears' new single, "Gimme More," a source tells Us that Spears was spotted "crying badly backstage. She's devastated. She was really nervous and knows she screwed up."  The singer may have had an inkling of what was to come prior to her performance: A VMA insider tells Us that Spears fired her hairstylist right before going on.

I think maybe people are being a little too harsh.  They say her performance was stiff, but in her defense, she's a tubby piece of shit.  Let's see you eat two dozen doughnuts and then dance around.  That's what I thought.  They say she was lip synching, but if her mic was on, all you would have heard was her gasping for air and clutching her heart, so I think this was much better.  Speaking of things you hear, here's my impression of those dudes whose arms she fell into, "oh jesus christ, my knees are about to explode!"