BRITNEY IS READY

Britney is hard at work practicing for her big appearance Sunday night at the MTV Music Video Awards.  And by "hard at work", I mean "not hard at work".  Last night, she did what she always does, which is go to clubs – in this case Opera in LA – and party with her fat mom arms while forgetting that she has two kids.  I'll watch her Sunday but only because I want to see what hat she wears.  Her song is awful.  She tries to sound sexy but she just sounds sleepy.  WAKE UP YOU BITCH!  Look, this was your idea.  Singing a song was your idea, not mine.  I didn't roust you out of bed at 4am and force you to start singing.  If you cant muster any excitement about this song, why the hell should I?

By all accounts, she's banking on a big illusion by Criss Angel to blow everyone away.  "Oh, look, I thought Britney was in that box, but it turns out she's 10 feet to the left.  Oh, the excitement."