BRITNEY IS GOING TO LOSE CUSTODY

Fox News says that Britney Spears will temporarily lose custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline later today.  The court will order the boys turned over to Federline based on information that the Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears.  Fox says:

During Monday's custody hearing, Spears' former bodyguard accused the pop star of having "issues of nudity and drug use" since she returned from rehab, and reports of a planned "hit" on Federline emerged.The bodyguard's attorney, the high-profile Los Angeles lawyer Gloria Allred, said in a press conference Monday that Spears' attorney chose not to cross-examine the bodyguard, who has been described as a "secret witness" against Spears in her custody battle with Federline.

Jesus Christ, can't we just put these two kids down?  Is there some kind of kid shortage in this country I don't know about, do we really need to hang onto these two?  The little one is barely a year old, how attached to him can they really be?  Those kids are gonna suck anyway, what's the big deal?  I promise you, when those kids are 20, they're not reading 'the Velveteen Rabbit' to orphans in their sleeping caps as they drift away to sleepyland.  Much more likely is them carjacking me or approaching me in hot pants on Melrose to see if I "wanna party".