BRAD PITT HAS SOME HOT MOVES

Brad Pitt told "Good Morning America" today that one thing he cherishes is the one-on-one time he gets with his kids, saying that's how he was raised, and he wants to make sure his kids have the same thing. But there is one thing he doesn't want to pass on.  People.com says:

One thing Pitt, 43, doesn't want to pass on to his kids – Maddox, 6, Pax, 3, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1 – are his dance moves. "We hope they're not soaking up our moves because they'd be seriously lacking in their future. We'll get them some proper training," he said of himself and partner Angelina Jolie. "There's a lot of dancing around the house, a lot of music time." In terms of what they dance to, Pitt says: "Wheels on the bus and there's, you know, five monkeys jumping on a bed – [singing] no more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Well, I don't think you're allowed to call black kids monkeys, but whatever, because the point here is that Brad Pitt is crazy. He's a fantastic dancer.  White people have natural rhythm.  That's why we make such exciting dance music.  And you can tell by the commercial he did in Japan for the coffee drink Roots. At least I think it's an ad for a coffee drink. He might be getting chased by a bee. Bees are like that. They're mean. They're half yellow, half black, just like Kimora Lee Simmons, and look at what a bitch she is.  ZING!