YELLOW SUPRAS GET MAD PUSSY

Nick Hogan told Rides Magazine last week that his fleet of cars, including a limited-edition 800hp supercharged Dodge Viper, two 700-plus-horsepowered Toyota Supras and a 550hp Viper, help him snap necks and stab craaazy pussy, yo.  Nick says:

The yellow Supra and yellow Viper are pussy magnets for sure. I mean, the green and the silver appeal more to men, ’cause a guy knows what he’s looking at and will drool over it. But girls see the yellow, and panties start dropping off.

Later he brags about driving fast and never learning his lesson.  One week later, this attitude would nearly kill someone:

In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He’s like, “Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.” Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, “I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’ma let you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail.” Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, “Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.”

It just goes to show you that tragedy can find any of us at any time.  I bet Nick didn't do anything wrong and yet he still got into a bad car crash.  This tragedy was senseless, and not 100 percent his fault, at least as far as I can tell.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna climb the fence at the zoo and poke that new bear with a stick.  Poka poka poka.  He's just laying there.  Why won't he do anything?  I said POKA POKA POKA.