UM, YEAH, WE GET IT…

Hey did you know John Travolta and Kelly Preston are scientologists?  Oh, I know, I hadn't heard about it either.  They live their lives with such a quiet dignity, it's impossible to know what they're up too.  Luckily they were more than happy to bring it up without being asked last night on the red carpet for "Death Sentence".  OK! magazine says:

Kelly steps up for a joint interview and the couple begins preaching a bit about how their controversial religion actually helps their marriage. “We’re both Scientologists and we have similar beliefs in how to raise our kids,” Kelly says. “It keeps us constantly growing spiritually, happy and grounded. We know how to survive in life a whole lot better. It helps you on a daily basis. We apply religious philosophy everywhere that it’s applicable.” John pipes up. “We use the techniques all the time at work, home, with the kids,” he says. “It’s all tools for better survival – tools you need for every day life.”

They sure do know how to survive in life a whole lot better.  When I think of mental and physical health, I think about Tom Cruise and John Travolta and Kirstie Alley.  They've got the answers, my friends.  I wish I was like them.  Instead I'm over here carving “fatty” into my arm right now!  God I'm so fat!