THAT MIDGET IS DRUNK AGAIN

This may not be news, but Matthew Roloff, the farming dwarf on TLC’s "Little People Big World", was arrested last month for DUI, his second such arrest.  He was also pulled over in 2003, and now his wikipedia page says he was arrested for DUI again last night.  I cant find any other sources for the latest arrest , but it's still the worlds greatest story.  It really proves that midgets can do anything regular people can do.  In California they're even making them fireman now.  NOTE – I swear to god, if my house ever burns down because my fireman is on the front of the hose trying to hold on and flying through the air like one of the Little Rascals, I’m going down to City Hall and I'm just gonna start punching people.

UPDATE – aww, those bastards on wiki took down the 3rd arrest.