STEPHAN BELAFONTE HAS GOOD AIM

The Sun UK says that Melanie Browns new husband Stephan Belafonte is wanted by the police in New Jersey because he killed a duck with a brick.  The Sun also reveals that his name used to be Stephen Stansbury and he changed it, "to hide his murky past" (editors note – cue ominous "DUN, DUN DUN!" music).  The Sun says:

Belafonte admitted killing the mallard with a brick outside his house in Point Pleasant, but fled to Los Angeles without paying a £300 court fine.News of the cruelty comes just days after the Spice Girl’s hubby was exposed as a wife-beater and an alleged love cheat.An Ocean County court spokeswoman said: “A warrant has been issued over unpaid fines and costs relating to an animal control offence.  He will be arrested if he returns to the area.”

I'm not sure if I should be outraged or impressed.  Because bricks are heavy, and mallards are fast.  That shit couldn't have been easy.  Just the other day, I was throwing some bricks at some little kids and I barely hit half of them.  Not to worry though, they were only Iraqi kids.