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August 22, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Sienna Miller was at the beach in Ibiza, Spain yesterday, and I don't know if it was a topless beach or if Ibiza, Spain is just the greatest place on earth. If I've learned anything from sitcoms – and I like to think I have – Sienna and I would be a perfect couple because we're so mismatched. I'm conservative and level headed, she's untamed and out of control. But we also have a great deal in common. For example, she's a whore, and I enjoy whores. We just work on so many levels.
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