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New reports hint today that Kevin Federlines true motivation in the ongoing custody battle with Britney Spears may not be love for his lumpy, visually disturbing kids, but – brace yourself – money.  Oh I know, I couldn't believe it either.  It's surprising because Kevin did this same thing when he fought so hard to get full custody of the kids he had with Shar Jackson.  Um, oh wait … okay never mind.  TMZ says:

As we first reported, K-Fed is going back to court asking for more custody of the kids. Federline just agreed to a 50/50 split. Then, he turned around almost immediately and filed papers asking for 70/30. So why such a sudden change of heart?Alli Sims, Britney's cousin, was served over the weekend. Kevin's lawyer wants to take her deposition. Now here's what's telling. Federline's lawyer also wants to take Britney's depo, but a source connected with Alli says the deposition notice Britney received is all financial — in other words, the references are all about money, not the kids.

Wow, TMZ has really cracked the case this time.  This is surprising because Kevin seemed like such a good guy.  I guess it shows you can't judge a book by it's cover, unless the book is called "My Erotic Adventures With Jessica Alba".  That one is just what it sounds like, baby!